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Sat Feb 24, 2007 at 12:17:40 am EST
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Party Monsters

My entry for "Scary Monster" week


Late Wednesday night (technically, early Thursday morning), in the Parrodipolis' Meat Packing district, in a unassuming Warehouse is one of the trendiest clubs around. There was no sign outside, but if your anyone who's anyone you know what it is. The club is one of the newest & one of the hardest to get into. Given those factors: all the hip, young club goers are there.

"Yo, Yo, Yo! This is DJ Organized Chaos spinning the hot wax for you crazy people out there!" said the DJ over the speakers.

Among the crowds, are the Wooster Sisters' (Jenni & Trudi). They had just meet two nice looking young men a few minutes ago & are getting freaky with them because 1: They like to mess with Men's minds & 2: The guys are buying them all the drinks they want! They don't know their names, to them they are just Tall Blond guy & Tall Black guy.

Jenni is sipping on a Sex on the Beach as she grinds with Tall Black guy on the dance floor. Trudi is making out with Tall Blond Guy in a booth near by.

This all goes on for an hour or two & many drinks later until the DJ cuts the music much to the dismay of the club patrons. He then came over the loud speakers. "It's ok, people. The music will be back in a bit, I just wanted to make an announcement. Tonight I have a special treat for y'all!"

Most of the people on the dance floor turn to look at the DJ booth. The DJ is accompanied by 2 young men. These 2 young men Jenni & Trudi have met before. One of the men standing in the DJ booth was dressed in only two colors: Red & Yellow. His red Afro added a foot or so to his height. Next to him was his friend & was dressed quiet normally compared to his companion. One thing that set him apart from the rest of the people in club: he was carrying an Accordion. But, neither of the girls saw them this since neither were looking at the DJ Booth. Trudi is still making out & Jenni is still dancing despite having no music to dance to.

"I've known these freaks of nature for about a decade, I met them back when I was spinning the hot wax at weddings." DJ O.C. said & shuttered at the memory. A few people laughed.

"These two are musical geniuses. My Mute friend over here can do things on the Accordion that rivals what most can do on the Guitar! So, I'm going to turn the next hour or so of music pleasure over to them. Enjoy!" O.C. said & then left the booth.

As DJ Organized Chaos made his way over to the bar, the Man holding the Accordion plugged it in, some feedback came over the speakers. It hurt some people's ears, but not the Woosters' ears. They seemed to be unaware of the sound.

The DJ for the hour with the massive afro got on the loud speakers & said. "Hey, who likes ABBA by way of Leo Sayer with detours through Sinatra & Parliament Funkadelic?"

The Crowd went wild.

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The hour of music went off with a hitch. The Duo's mix of Retro Modern Dance Funk Classics all by the way of the Accordion seemed to be excepted by all. As the Duo were leaving the Booth, they were confronted by the Sisters' Wooster. The Duo became aware of the women after one of them screamed. It was a scream they had heard a couple of time before. But, this time the scream was different, it sounds happy.

"Oh my Gawd!" Trudi said.

"Yeah! You two rocked!" Jenni said.

They were both eating Bubble gum. They almost blew & popped bubbles at the same.

"We do?" The Afro wearing man know to a few as Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy but more commonly known as Ronnie said.

"Yeah!" Trudi said before blowing & popping another bubble. "Who knew the Accordion could be used in such an inventive way? Before today, we only thought it was a Torture device used by Germanic cultures!"

The girls then laughed.

Ronnie raise an eyebrow in wonder. "Excuse me?" He asked.

"Yeah?" Jenni said as she twirled a strung out piece of gum around his index finger.

"Do you even remember who we are?"

"Should we?" Trudi asked.

"I don't know. Maybe. It seems the last couple of times we've meet: you've known who we were. Then you two scream, have mental breakdowns & run away."

"We do?" Jenni asked.

"Yes. That has seemed to be the general patterns of our meetings. Plus, Trudi where's your Dog?"

"Dog?" Trudi asked.

"Yes. The small chihuahua you seem to carry everywhere in your massively over sized purses. I think you named after one of the Marx Brothers. What's it's name? Chico.. Zeppo... Harpo... Karl..." Ronnie said.

His Friend, know to a few as Chadwick L. Swiss but more commonly known as Chad, tapped him on the shoulder & whispered in his ear.

"Oh. Yes! Groucho. Where's Groucho?" Ronnie asked looking around for the dog or a purse of any type.

"According to our last info check, the one known as Groucho Marx was a human & is dead. He died in what you call the 1970's." Jenni said.

This comment caused Ronnie to raise an eyebrow, this time in puzzlement.

"What are your names?" Ronnie asked.

"We are the Wooster Sisters, this is my sister Judi & I am..." Jenni said. But before she could finnish, Ronnie interrupted.

"Judi? I thought her name was Trudi?"

"That is what I said, is it?" Jenni asked. Ronnie noticed that she appeared to be a bit nervous. Trudi was also starting to be look at bit nervous.

Ronnie turned to Chad & said. "You'd think a pair of sisters' that spend so much time together would know what each other names are? I mean we spend at a lot of time together & I know your name is Chad. I also assume you know my name is Ronnie, right?"

Chad shook his head yes. Ronnie turned back to the girls & they were even more nervous.

"All right. You caught us." Jenni said. Her voice had changed it wasn't her normal bubbly somewhat high pitched female voice to a now deep, gruff & some what manly voice.

They then began to change. They lost their hair, their ears became long & pointed. Their skin turned a dark green, their eyes turned yellow & bulged a bit out of their heads. Their chins' became ridged, they grew a foot & became thinner then they all ready were. The high fashion dresses they had changed to become drab militaristic Unitards.

"We are part of Scouting party from the Skunk Confederacy." The Skunk formally known as Trudi Wooster said.

"Yeah. Our Figurehead, Princess Annar, wants to make your planet her Vacation home." The Skunk formally known as Jenni Wooster retorted. Then blew & popped a bubble of their gum they were chewing.

"That's all fine & dandy. But, why assume the form of the Wooster Sisters?" Ronnie asked.

"It is all part of your glorious figurehead's master plan!" The Trudi Wooster Impostor said.

"What? She's going to take over the planet by getting Skunks to assume the forms of Celebutants' who don't wear underwear & show the world their shaved Wookies'? Yes, that's a grand plan!" Ronnie said sarcastically. Chad laughed a the comment.

"Shaved Wookie? What do you mean by this?" One asked.

"It doesn't matter."

"Did the forms we assumed do this?" The other asked.

"I don't know personally but it is a trend among the Celebutant elite." Ronnie said.

"Because we altered our forms to have them wearing undergarments. We assumed all Humans ware said garments." The slightly taller of the two said.

"Most Humans do. But certain people seem to just forget to put them on." Ronnie said.

Before the conversation, they heard a person coming towards them. The Skunks assumed the forms of the Wooster Sisters' again. The Person was DJ Organized Chaos.

"Hey, Guys. Great Set! I really enjoyed & I think the crowd did too." DJ O.C. said as he shook Ronnie's hand.

"Thanks."

Then, O.C. noticed the Skunks & asked "Who are your lovely lady friends?"

Before Ronnie could say anything, the one that looked like Jenni said "We are Jenni & Jutrudi Wooster. Would like to see own Shaved Wookies'?"

They both began to lift up their dresses.

"Uh... No. Maybe some other time, ladies. I've got to get into the Booth, people are waiting for music." DJ Organized Chaos said. He sounded a bit scared. He hurried away & into the booth.

Once out of sight, The Skunks reverted back to their normal forms.

"I've got a question for you two: Are you Male or Female Skunks?"

"If we Skunks' used those terms we would be what you call Male." The Jenni impostor said.

"Then why are posing as Women?"

"As we stated early that this is all part our glorious figurehead, Princess Annar's master plan!"

"What plan is that anyways?"

"We are to pose as Associates of the Lair Legion. Then sneak in & take the team down!"

"As two White Chicks?"

"Yes."

Chad taps Ronnie on the shoulder. Ronnie then says "Yes. Yes it does seem like a stupid plan to me, too."

"The Plan is not Stupid. It is Glorious!" The Trudi impostor said getting a bit mad at them.

"Now If I was going to try to take over the Earth..." Ronnie said. Then paused for a moment & continued. "Hey! Wait a minute, your Aliens & if I told you how I'd take over the planet, you might use it & then I'd be out of a home. So, I'm not going to tell you!"

"All right, Earth man."

The four of them just stood their in silence until a series of sounds could be heard. The Trudi impostor answered their communicator & began to talking in their native Skunk language. The exchange became very heated. Neither Ronnie or Chad could could understand what was being said but sounded like an argument was going on.

A few minutes later, the Skunks' stopped the argument. The Trudi impostor hung up. They looked very angry.

"What was that all about?" Ronnie asked.

"It was all what you'd call a practical joke. There was to be no invasion in the name of our glorious figurehead, Princess Annar. We were just sent to Earth to make fools our ourselves! They purposely picked two of the most worthless people who are loosely connected to the dreaded Lair Legion. These Wooster Sister don't even have any special abilities!" The Trudi impostor said.

"I could have told you that." Ronnie said.

"Then why didn't you?" The Jenni impostor asked.

"You never asked."

This comment made the Skunks very mad. But instead of reacting against Chad & Ronnie. They just left, they teleported away.

As few seconds later, Ronnie said. "Wow. That was one good Practical Joke, wasn't it?"

Chad shook his head yes.

Then, Ronnie's stomach growled & Ronnie said. "I'm hungry. Let's get some Tacos!"

Chad smiled a wide grin & shook his head yes against.

So, the Duo leave the Warehouse to find where nearest Taco seller is.

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THE END!



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